Top 10 Oniongate Tweets

photo © 2006 darwin Bell | more info (via: Wylio)Some of the funniest Onion tweets we came across, thought we should compile this… if not onions at least we can have a few laughs!

1. @aparanjape Amit Paranjape
“Today’s Special: Jain Pav Bhaji, Aloo Pakoda and Plain Uttappam. #Onion.”

2. @JHUNJHUNWALA Rakesh Jhunjhunwala
“Sharad Pawar ‘s sugar policy is now being transplanted onto onions.”

3. @leospeak Anand Haridas
“It took an onion to do what Raja and Kalmadi failed – to make the nation cry!”

4. @truth_seek Seer
“Another #Onion gate. BJP has a santa distributing onions as gifts, & this Santa comes with a clause ‘pyaaz khao, UPA bagao’”

5. @SuchithraS Suchithra S
“before we cried while cutting the onions, now we are crying hearing the onion price”

6. @rameshsrivats Ramesh Srivats
“Had onion pakoras with my whisky today. That’s me. Living in luxury”

7. @rameshsrivats Ramesh Srivats
“There was this guy called Manian. Very very fond of onion. He ate ‘em till it hurt. So he lost his shirt. Now he roams in a chaddi & banian.”

8. @rameshsrivats Ramesh Srivats
“There are some things money can buy. And there are onions.”

9. @gkhamba Khamba
“The CBI hasn’t been told to investigate the onion price rise yet? 13 years later they’ll conclude that they’re just wannabe tomatoes.”

And I’ve taken the liberty of including one from my end too. Hehe

10. @SutraLite Jay Thaker
“Robin Uthappa changes his name to #Onion Uthappa & becomes dmost expensive IPL player!”

I know there are many more funny, funnier and funniest ones out there on twitter that I might have missed, so if you spot them, please do share it here. I’ll try and include them in the post too!